I forgot I called the
plumber because the
sinks weren't draining
properly in my house.
After a strong cup of
coffee, and about twenty
menthol cigarettes, I felt
the tell-tale rattling in
my guts that I have to
take a monstrous shit.
So I ambled to the bathroom,
produced a bowl-buster,
marveled at its length
like a proud parent, and
then - without a thought -
flushed my shit baby away.
About ten seconds later I
heard a horrified scream
from the basement, and
immediately remembered....
Oh shit. The plumber.
No, really.
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