All I Want for X Mas | Poems that Suck

Dear Santa, 
      All I want for Christmas is
                 The Collected Works of Charles Bukowski, 
                       A Jesus Christ Superstar tank top
                                   (preferably in Medium)
                          and a guy that will let me fuck him up the ass. 
                                  (also, preferably in Medium)

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