You Need Humor to Make it Out Alive | Poems that Suck

 I shit my pants once -
 now, hear me out: 

 I was eating Chinese,
 a greasy eggroll, 
 so greasy I made
 a comment 
 out loud
 about it. 

 Against my better judgement
 I ate the thing 
 anyway. Hours
 later, I left work
 not thinking
 about that

 I gambled and lost, 
 as they say, and
 I began laughing
 because what
 else can 
 you do
 with your
 pants full of shit
 and a 15 minute 
 ride home? 

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